I’m at that point where I’ve run through all the real bars of soap in the house and I’m down to scrounging hotel bars, usually round mintlike non-bar bars of soap. I dream about the day when I will go out and get a big package of say, a dozen Ivory soaps, and I will be able to take a real shower again with an appropriately-sized bar, something that fits my hand and my body. When will that day come? To be continued.
