Find Out What Manny Is Smoking and Send a Lid to the Other Players

Yesterday Manny Ramirez said it wasn’t the end of the world if the Red Sox don’t beat Cleveland. Shocking. Tucker Carlson said on his show that he thinks Manny is smoking pot. Last night Ramirez went two for four (though he was boneheaded on the basepaths) and once again demonstrated what an amazing hitter he is. I remember what Lincoln supposedly said when they told him U.S. Grant had a drinking problem. "Find out what brand he drinks and send a case to the other generals…"