I Apologize to Seliger for Snarky Headlines

I went for a walk with my wife yesterday and bragged about my two last headlines re Ralph Seliger, one about him bitchslapping me, and another saying he was on me like a duck on a junebug. "Poor Ralph," said my wife, who has very little idea about the dialogue (other than it is absurd for someone to call himself leftwing and to have supported the Iraq war). I felt ashamed. The disclaimer, It's a blog, doesn't work. Apologies to Ralph.