I have to admit, as a gentile, it gives me that same creepy feeling that Jews get when they heard Borat firing those drunks up to start singing “throw the Jew down the well”.

I get the same feeling that I get when I hear Muslims shouting the same stuff in their American “Islamic Centers”.

Surprising the bochurs talk so easily of killing us gentiles, however. Its seems pretty damn difficult to get them to join the IDF. Secular Jews in Israel are losing patience in a big way.

Maybe you ought to encourage them to make aliyah. I really think that kind of talk is better suited to Israelis than Americans. They are steeped in it.

Damn it Witty, of course you’re right, but the hell of it is, we’re Jews, and that’s our job! It’s up to us to bear the brunt of all the discrimination and brutality in the world, and be the scapegoats for the world’s sins! If we ever stop the world will end!

I mean you don’t want some body besides us Jews to have to put up with any of that brutality, right? And don’t you think this system, where nobody suffers except the Jews has worked out pretty well so far? Just think of the number of people we have saved from harm!

Witty, you are an insufferable hypocrite, and your pretenses to spirituality could be bottled and sold for an effective emetic.

Some people find the illusion that they are on a track, instead of adrift on an ocean, comforting. I never did, for whatever reason. The only thing we are on a straight track to is death, our universal destination.

Or maybe I’ll wake up tommorrow and join Chabad. Hey, it could happen! It just so happens I look really hot-hot-hot in one of those black caftans and a fedora.

Look, you never know in this life; I was being encouraged to spend high-school summers on an Israeli kibbutz when I was young. You want to know what stopped me? I heard they wore shorts and did folk dances in a circle! I resolved to avoid it at all costs, as well beyond the frozen limit.
And I have never regretted my decision for a moment. If there’s one thing you can count on in this unstable, uncertain world, it’s that any situation which requires wearing shorts and dancing in a circle should be given the entire miss-in-baulk! About that I am adamant! And when I say adamant, I mean, well, you know… adamant! ( If that’s the word I want.)

For now, anyway. It’s just a phase, I went through it myself after seeing “Yentil”. But my parents wouldn’t pay for a sex-change operation, or singing lessons.
Don’t worry, Richard, he’ll shrink out of it. Oh whoops, I meant “grow”, he’ll grow out of it.
But if it comes to a crisis, and you need him kidnapped and de-programmed, just give me a call. The sex-change operation should be covered under your medical insurance. What? You want him to be happy, don’t you?

I know, Citizen, that anti-Semitism will never hold a candle to the discrimination white men and fathers and Christians put up with, but try to understand.

IT’S OVER