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Koran burning protest, Afghanistan

Here are two recent entries in what is shaping up to be a closely-contested Government Hypocrisy Competition between Israel and the US. First, here is Ehud Barak, explaining why the Israeli government was compelled to evacuate Jewish settlers from their new Hebron “outpost” in an apartment building: Mr. Barak said that . . . he would “not allow a situation in which unlawful actions are taken to determine or dictate ad hoc facts to the authorities.”

Seriously? So would it be wrong for Israel to move its Jewish citizens into West Bank settlements, in violation of international law, thereby creating “ad hoc facts” on the ground that determine the boundaries of a future Palestinian State, and even whether such state is feasible at all?

What could possibly compete with that for hypocrisy? Try this entry from anonymous US government officials. Who is to blame for the violent riots that erupted in Afghanistan over mass burnings of the Koran? Those who actually burned the Koran? Those who invaded Afghanistan a decade ago and have killed, and continue to kill, untold numbers of civilians, thereby creating a powderkeg just waiting for ignition? Of course not. Iran is to blame. As the NY Times reports:

Just hours after it was revealed that American soldiers had burned Korans seized at an Afghan detention center in late February, Iran secretly ordered its agents operating inside Afghanistan to exploit the anticipated public outrage by trying to instigate violent protests.

Without Iranian secret agents whispering in their ears, Afghans would have placidly accepted this new outrage. Iran’s devious machinations are especially troubling, because Iran has actually threatened to retaliate if attacked, rather than calmly accept military punishment for its possible, theoretical, hypothetical, speculative efforts to acquire less than one percent of Israel’s nuclear capabilities.

[W]ith NATO governments preparing for the possibility of retaliation by Iran in the event of an Israeli attack on its nuclear facilities, the issue of Iran’s willingness and ability to foment violence in Afghanistan and elsewhere has taken on added urgency.

Leave it to those insane fanatics to cynically capitalize on a trivial incident and fuel the flames of Afghan anger. How dare the Iranians meddle in the affairs of a neighboring country? Don’t they know that under international law, the right to meddle is invested only in countries halfway around the world? Are they deliberately trying to provoke us into bombing them? How long must we allow this intolerable situation to continue?

While the contest for Most Hypocritical has been spirited and is currently too close to call, some may be disappointed to learn that for dissemination of idiotic self-serving government pronouncements, camouflaged as “news” without the slightest bit of critical journalistic examination, there is no current rival to the NY Times.

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Over at Foreign Policy Steve Walt hits another one out of the park.
http://walt.foreignpolicy.com/
“And if you haven’t given up in despair already, please revisit this piece of mine from 2009. I asked it then and I ask it today: Once the two-state solution is really and truly buried, then what position is the U.S. government going to take? For that matter, what position will the hardliners at AIPAC or the ADL defend, and what will so-called progressives at groups like J Street favor? Ethnic cleansing of the Palestinians to ensure a Jewish majority? Binational democracy and equal rights for all residents of a single state? Or permanent apartheid, with the Palestinians confined to self-governing enclaves under de facto Israeli control? Those are the only other options to the 2SS and every AIPAC rep, Christian Zionist, and supposedly “pro-Israel” Congressperson ought to be asked repeatedly which of these three options they now endorse. Ditto State Department and White House spokespeople, and anyone who aspires to be president, including the current incumbent.

And if they try to say that they are still in favor of 2SS, someone should ask why they still believe it is possible, and what they concrete steps they intend to do to make it happen. And while we are at it, someone might also ask them why they believe U.S. taxpayers should continue to subsidize settlement construction. And make no mistake: Because money is fungible, that is exactly what our aid package does. The 2SS has been the stated goal of U.S. policy under the past three presidents, yet U.S. policy actively subverts that objective, to the mutual detriment of Israelis, Palestinians, and Americans alike. “

I am not sure if all cites reveals hypocrisy.

Barak’s statement is correct: in the territories, IDF has the sole authority of determining what the facts are. Settlers are wrong when they think that they have the authority. If IDF thinks that price tag attacks are OK they are OK. If not then not.

The first “anonymous source” is a classic case of all-knowing but unreliable narrator. An author of a book knows what each character did and when. That looks pretty much like fiction, and not presenting USA in good light. “We really thought that the burning of unnecessary books will be OK because who could forsee that Iran (or anyone else, like Taliban) can foment riots in the aftermath?” If after 9 years we still do not know, we will never learn. After all, one could burn all branches of NYC public library to the ground, and how many fatal riots would you have afterwards?

The last quote is “beyond hypocrisy”. The aftermath of an attack on Iran can be TOTAL clusterfuck in Afghanistan. I mean, our troops running for their lives. In a nutshell, all transit routes to Afghanistan can get closed and rebels can obtain copious amounts weapons of ammunition. And central Afghanistan (the Shia territory), so far most peaceful, can indeed rise in flames. Given that, it should be simplicity itself to flatly forbid Israel attacking Iran.

One could tell Bibi and Ehud that USA may regret Israeli attack on Iran, but no trade with Israel will be permitted until Bibi and Ehud are delivered for trial for war crimes. That should do the trick.

Kathleen, The GOI know what they want and they are going for it ‘Bantustans’ they hope, no they are sure Europe and US will pay because they sure will not be economically viable, but why should they care, they have destroyed many a EU project in occupied Territory with barely a peep out of Europe, as one former Israeli information Minister once said, they can have their state and they can call it fried chicken, which is probably all they will be left with, such is their arrogance. It will all end in tears.

The other option, of course, is for Israel to ‘ curl up in a ball’ and leave Fate to deal the cards. Here is an interesting perspective from Der Speigal:

Israel sees itself as a “villa in the jungle,” as Israeli politicians say, a vulnerable island of civilization surrounded by Islamists, as if Israel were not the most politically influential and militarily powerful force in the region. It’s telling that in Israel the Arab Spring is merely referred to as the “Islamic Winter.” Israelis like to point out that Gaza is an illustration of what happens when Islamists come into power, even though it hardly qualifies as an example

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,825510,00.html

Similar analyses are also fairly common from Russia these days and while they cannot be described as anti-Israel, cumulatively they do begin to shine a relentless light leaving ever fewer places to hide.

betcha those shifty Iranians also chased our jobs away, pricked our housing bubble, and changed our climate.
probably even tricked us into that disastrous war in Iraq. they may even have secret agents playing at all sorts of things to entice us into war with Iran! oh, wait, that’s actually what the NY Times is saying….!