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(Image: J Street U)

Glad to see they’re keeping busy.

More (if you dare) at Memes for Middle East Peace.

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The Chuck Norris one did make me laugh.

My peace plan: Well, there will be a peace, a treaty, ratified by the populations and signed by the leaders. (Who ARE the Palestinians, anyhow, and how will they ALL ratify the treaty? Never mind, there’s a lot of time to work that one out!)

So, the steps to a treaty.

[1] Plan for a peace process resumption. (2013)
[2] Peace process resumes. (2013)
[3] Peace process flounders because Israel attacks Gaza again. (2014)
[4] Peace process resumes. again. (2015)
[5] Time goes by. (2020)
[6] Palestinians hold elections for the PLO in a not very fair way. (2021)
[7] Palestinians hold elections for the PLO in a better way. Hamas and the 50% of Palestinians living outside Israeli control are content with the elections. (2025)
[8] Global Warming makes the Israeli/Palestinian (indeed the mid-east) water supply so fragile that people are moving away in droves. (2026)
[9] USA admits Israeli Jews as citizens (Hispanics are still waiting).
Historical Note: Had the USA admitted Jews in 1940s, there would be no Israel today. (2026)
[10] I forget, what is this list about, anyhow? A piece of what? Is the glass half full or half empty. Of water, that is. (2027)
[11] I’m still looking for that piece of paper. (Peace treaty). (2027-ad inf).

“what J Street is up to” trying to look like they were on the just side of history all of this time.

“My Campus Polarization” = “worse than the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict”

J Street’s scale of justice