Here are the latest predictions on Netanyahu’s speech tomorrow to the U.N. General Assembly from intrepid Mondoweiss readers. For more predictions see here and here. And don’t forget to send yours in today!
Paul Normandia shares damning evidence that Iran is being aided by Rube Goldberg in its quest for nukes:
E.H. Munro believes Netanyahu’s presentation will be understated as usual:
Some wishful thinking from Nimrod Halpern:
And from Lie MasterX:
Mondo reader Hostage takes inspiration from Jamal Abdi’s entry along with the memory erasing tool from the film Men in Black:
And this isn’t a proper entry, but I can’t help reposting this comment from Mondo reader Shmuel on what Netanyahu is likely to say:
Mr. Secretary, Mr. Obama, anti-Semites,
There are no words in Hebrew for war or hatred or nuclear weapons. Sadly, in Farsi, there are no words for peace, love and children. Contrary to the Iranians – we have no way of expressing concepts such as wipe or map or even pages and time. Ours is a language of hugs and cuddles, puppy dogs and hot apple pie with vanilla ice cream. If you allow Iran to attain nuclear capability, the whole world will need to learn Farsi in order to truly grasp the depths of their depravation. I ask you, no, I beg you, please don’t let that happen. For the sake of the kitty-cats, the little babies, soft lighting, Barry Manilow and all the things we hold dear – and they can’t even pronounce – stop that bomb.
Thank you
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Thank you Adam. These are way too good not to share.
shmuel is priceless. and i love hostage’s men in black. this is so much fun.
HaHaHa!….they are all hysterically funny…thanks for the laughs.
Incredibly clever and funny folks here @- Mondoweiss.
“Boarding his plane to New York on Saturday night, Netanyahu said: “I will tell the truth in the face of the sweet talk and the onslaught of smiles. One must talk facts, and one must tell the truth.””
““This kind of thing [the arrest] has happened before, but in the past such cases did not get this kind of publicity. It is not in [the Shin Bet security service’s] interest to publish details of these cases in this way, so obviously it is related to the new geopolitical constellation,” said Uzi Rabi, director of the Moshe Dayan Center for Middle Eastern and African Studies at Tel Aviv University, referring to Israel’s worries about a thawing of relations between the United States and Iran.”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/israel-says-it-has-arrested-an-iranian-spy/2013/09/29/6633972e-290b-11e3-b141-298f46539716_story.html
Yeah sure– an Iranian/Belgian “spy”. And the thought of Netanyahu telling the truth is hysterical.
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Paul Normandia’s evidence looks really convincing. Iran is very cunning.
Also, Shmuel is so funny.