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‘We are you and you are us’ — Netanyahu has tons of American friends

Yesterday Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu gave a speech at the Independence Day celebration at the US embassy in Israel and announced: “It’s our celebration too.” Israel and the United States “are family,” we share values and freedom and have a common enemy: the terrorist state of Iran.

Netanyahu at the American Embassy yesterday for July 4th party
Netanyahu at the American Embassy yesterday for July 4th party

“Zionism was always about freedom… We built the State of Israel on the same democratic foundations upon which the United States was built… They [Iran’s mullahs] say, Dan [Shapiro, US ambassador], We are you and you are us. And you know something? On this, they are absolutely right. We stand with America. America stands with us…

“Dan, we are family. Let me translate. We are mishpucha.”

Netanyahu traveled to that party to warn about the threat posed by Iran, but as his meetings with Art Garfunkel and Robert Kraft and Thurman Thomas and other NFL players lately showed, the guy gets a lot of American visitors for a rightwing leader whose army killed more than 500 children a year ago and whose governing coalition includes fascist strains, as even the New York Review of Books has said. His social calendar is a reminder that the two countries are joined at the hip, and shows what political capital President Obama had to spend not to meet with Netanyahu the last time he was in Washington, in March.

Netanyahu with football delegation
Netanyahu with Thurman Thomas, Robert Kraft during NFL delegation
Netanyahu and Art Garfunkel June 2105
Netanyahu and Art Garfunkel June 2015

Last weekend, Katie Couric was endorsing him:

Around 1,200 friends of the Anti-Defamation League gathered at the Waldorf Astoria to celebrate Abe Foxman’s 50 years of service to the organization… In lieu of an Israeli government representative present, [Katie] Couric read aloud a letter from Prime Minister Netanyahu.

And when he was giving the Genesis Prize to Michael Douglas last week, and hanging out with Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, Netanyahu noted he had also met with Eric Schmidt of Google the week before:

in fact last week the Chairman of Google, Eric Schmidt, visited my office and he says: Israel is number one, number one digital powerhouse in the world. I said: Eric, aren’t you exaggerating a bit? He said: No, I’ll be precise. In absolute measures that I make, you’re number two after Silicone Valley, after Cambridge, MAS and after Cambridge, England. Sorry, before Cambridge MAS, before Cambridge England. Per capita you’re way off the charts, and what you’re doing now in Israel is setting a growth engine for the next 50 years.

PM Netanyahu with Google Executive Chairman Eric Schmidt in Jerusalem
PM Netanyahu with Google Executive Chairman Eric Schmidt in Jerusalem

Michael Oren says that Netanyahu’s favorite TV show was Breaking Bad, but in February, Vanity Fair said Netanyahu is a fan of Larry David; and they have a mutual friend:

Famed lawyer Alan Dershowitz, a poker-player bud of David’s and David’s self-proclaimed “house Jew,” brought a copy of [Curb Your Enthusiasm episode] “Palestinian Chicken” to his dinner with Benjamin Netanyahu in the hopes that the Israeli prime minister would toss a bag of popcorn in the microwave, invite Mahmoud Abbas over for a viewing party. The two leaders would laugh, they’d cry, they’d braid each other’s hair, they’d realize they’re not so different after all: Bam, world peace. (Netanyahu, a fan, did watch the episode. No word on whether or not Abbas has seen it, though the recent escalation of conflict in the Middle East would indicate unh-uh.)

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Oh and not an American, but an American poodle, here’s Tony Blair from late May:

Tony Blair and Netanyahu, May 2015
Tony Blair and Netanyahu, May 2015

Thanks to Max Blumenthal.

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You seem to support the notion that to hate Israel is to hate America.

lol, i know there’s some natural progression in all these photo ops. it reads like a train of thought., a funny one. speaking of “Israel and the United States “are family,” we share values and freedom and have a common enemy: the terrorist state of Iran” , i was watching a video with netanyahu and the FM of italy the other day. it was a formal ‘welcoming’ type event each behind a podium. after a little meet and greet he says (paraphrasing) israel and italy are friends and we’re alike and recognize the greatest threat to mankind, the terrorist state of iran.’

maybe he squeezes ‘the terrorist state of iran’ into every single speech he gives. someday, they should place the quote on his gravestone.

““It’s our celebration too.” Israel and the United States “are family,” we share values and freedom and have a common enemy: the terrorist state of Iran”.

Translation: Remember we control American and you know it. Our values and freedom are only for ourselves. No freedom for those we occupy, and those who we steal lands from, and if we say Iran is the enemy, you guys in America must accept it without question, and bomb them for us.
Also you are not supposed to mention that we terrorize our neighbors, and qualify for that title of “terrorists”. Americans are also not supposed to realize that the last time Iran attacked it’s neighbors was over 200 years ago (while we celebrate one year of our massacre in Gaza this summer). The Americans are a bunch of suckers who keep believing our BS.

Pitiful, really.

We’re not “family”! Although to witness the actions of most of the 535 members of Congress, some Americans may indeed feel that enforced sense of family~ the ‘married to the mob’ variety! After all, it’s requisite for aspiring and sitting Congresspeople to pay homage and pledge fealty to Israel and Netanyahu.

“WATCH: Cruz rips Obama on Cuba; calls new embassy a ‘slap in the face to Israel’

..Texas Sen. Ted Cruz calls it a “slap in the face of a close ally” that the U.S. would place an embassy in Havana before putting one in Jerusalem. The U.S. Embassy for Israel is in Tel Aviv because of sensitivities in the Middle East about moving it to Jerusalem. Cruz is the son of a Cuban immigrant father.”

http://www.haaretz.com/video/1.664063

~and~

“WATCH: New ad urges Schumer ‘to stand firm’ against Iran for Israel’s sake

…Titled “Anytime, Anywhere,” the video will air this week on New York City cable news programs and appear on social media platforms in a “targeted, six-figure digital buy,” the group said in a press release sent out Tuesday. Board members of the groups are William Kristol, the editor of the Weekly Standard, and Gary Bauer, a former Republican presidential candidate. Conservative columnist Noah Pollak is the group’s executive director.”

http://www.haaretz.com/video/1.664163?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Bibicus Rex and his coterie of hypocrite donkey-fellators who wouldn’t be caught dead wearing shit-eating grins while standing next to some other supremacist and colonialist leader.