You guys are hilarious !
Since my ancestors came to France from the West Country I figure I’ll just row on over to the land of my fathers and claim a nice house in Sandbanks. The English won’t mind. They still have Dagenham, and It’s what God wants after all.
We’ve been there before. Like back in the year 431 when, according to legend, my ancestors crossed Mor-Breizh to make a stealth raid on the Welsh. That is when nicked most of their vowels. We kept the vowels we needed, and sold the rest to the French.