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What’s he texting in the bomb crater?

From Israeli army spox Lt Col Peter Lerner’s twitter feed:

This is the rocket that struck southern #Israel today, clear breach of Protective Edge cease fire.

The dread urgency of the matter is undermined somewhat by the fact that the officer in the crater appears to be texting.

Scott Roth writes:

So let slip the dogs of war, cause we really want to.

Remi Kanazi writes:

Israel continues to consistently break the ceasefire & not a peep. It bombs Gaza tonight and the breaking news is that Israel “retaliates”

Roth came up with the question in the headline. So: a caption contest for the weekend.
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Who even knows when and where this photo was taken? There’s no date stamp.

All that being said, please join me in a minute’s silence for the poor plant killed in this heinous attack. Barack Obama is right at this moemnt preparing a speech from the Oval Office to condemn this unprecedented violation of plant rights.

It looks nothing like a mortar! No burn marks on the foliage from an explosion. The sand is damp, not like from the heat of an explosion! Do you guys really think people won’t notice these things?

“Several cherry tomatoes have been destroyed. O most moral army! Fire upon Gaza at will and, like the good rabbi said, ‘wipe them out, level them’.”

Hey wifey, dug out a few spuds, don’t need to patronise that fool at the market today! Go well with minted lamb chops.

Should I use a 9 iron or a sand wedge?