Memo to Alan Dershowitz

You didn't like Jimmy Carter's book. You challenged him to a debate.
But he was afraid of you, and ran, and at Brandeis referred to you as a "Harvard professor." As if you were a pischer!
But you got back at him, you knocked him out of the Democratic convention in Denver!
You were angered by Walt and Mearsheimer's book. You challenged them to a debate. You said: I want you to look me in the eyes and tell me I'm disloyal to my country!
But those ivory-tower schmendricks gave you the high hat!
And at Cooper Union in your native city John Mearsheimer with his fancy pants Jewish publisher read aloud from one of your books, where you talk about the Israel lobby being the most powerful lobby in "the history of democracy."
He calls himself a realist but he wouldn't look you in the eyes! 
You hate the Hampshire divestment that was pushed through by those leftwing students in dreadlocks and lip-piercings. Your own son went to Hampshire! You called them on their cellphones just to talk about it and they had the gall to hang up on you!
Are they afraid of you too? Maybe. But they talk about you on their website. They hint you were threatening them! They dis you publicly!
Can they even stand up for their actions??
Challenge them to a debate!!!!
I don't think those students can turn you down. Alan, this is your opportunity to stop the divestment movement in its tracks!
(Phil Weiss)