The other night Brian Williams on NBC lamented the fact that a
“prying” photographer had captured topless photographs of Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William of Great Britain, when the couple were on vacation in the South of France. I expressed my sympathy for Middleton, and my wife bridled. She said:
I have no sympathy at all for her. She accepted a job, and we all know what the job is. She’s going to be the queen of England, the richest woman in the world. Well there’s a tradeoff. You don’t take your top off on vacation.
She wanted to relax in a place where she could have expected privacy.
That’s absolutely absurd. No woman needs tanned tits. It’s stupid and vain, and completely unnecessary when you’re going to be the Queen of England. She’s obviously a ninny. And they’re both ninnies, to be so upset about it that they want to sue newspapers because a woman took a picture of them. They don’t get it: That woman was a paparazzi, she was doing her job. Miss Ninny Kate Middleton was not doing her job, which may be a ridiculous job but she will be paid an enormous amount of money for doing it. She’s a nitwit, she’s a Sloane ranger– and you can’t say any of those things about her grandmother in law, Queen Elizabeth 2. I’m not a royalist, and maybe it should be taken down, but if you’re going to do it, do it well. Queen Elizabath 2, that’s Kate Middleton’s role model, and she knows she is the richest woman in the world because of the job she’s doing, and there are many things she can’t do, the poor Queen.
Oh it’s not that bad.
I think it is that bad. It’s 365 days a year of working and serving and you can never be alone. That’s why Prince Philip got a urinary tract infection. He couldn’t even go when he needed to. But that’s the deal.
The paparazzi killed Kate Middleton’s late mother in law.
Right. And why didn’t Kate Middleton learn from that? The paparazzi– that’s the whole deal with the royal family. They’re special; so they get their pictures taken. If the woman who runs the dry cleaner goes sunbathing with her top off, the paparazzi would not be taking her picture.
Diana had her picture taken in compromising situations.
She was using the press, she was manipulating the press, because she wanted her husband to see how hot and beautiful she was as compared to the Rottweiler. And this little ninny seems to be doing it for no reason at all. Poor Diana lost the game, tragically, but she had a reason. She also had given up the job, not that it mattered.
How long had Prince Charles gone out with the Rottweiler?
I don’t know– since he was 13? He has mommy issues. Because again, Queen Elizabeth 2– she’s not a mommy, and she’s not an exhibitionist. She’s queen.