Because you asked for it, today Mondoweiss is unrolling a new feature, personal ads. Here are our first three. Email Weiss if you want to hook up:
–Devilishly handsome 62 y.o. Jewish man looking to explore wildside on UES, NY. Beaut hotel suite. Speaks many languages, runs world economy, who knows, may be next pres of France. Has understanding with wife.
–Squarejawed, 61, power-is-greatest-aphrodisiac type. In NY/DC on business trip, into domination. Raised outside Philly so has American accent, Israeli but you’d never know it, may even hold office there. Looking for media, finance, pols, 30-70 y.o., to bend American president to his will
–62 y.o., great hair, better resume. Raised by Jewish mother/Cath father but ran shop opposing intermarriage. Slender, boyish, plays for both teams– though close to powerful Dem, seeks meetings w Repub pres’l candidates so can continue to run Middle East policy in White House forever.
