Twitter user “The Dersh” (no, not that Dersh) invented the word “IslamoMaoist” to describe “anyone who wants Israel to be a state of all its citizens with full & equal rights for everyone.” Journalist Joseph Dana, of +972 Magazine, has picked up that word to describe himself and like-minded individuals. And Dana came up with “Bibicon” to describe Jewish conservatives while covering the protests in Israel.
These labels – IslamoMaoist and Bibicon – got me to thinking. We, that is, “anyone who wants Israel to be a state of all its citizens with full & equal rights for everyone,” need a catchy theme song that people will associate with us.
I propose the following song, to be sung to the tune of the 1980s Transformers TV show theme song:
IslamoMaoists! More than meets the eye!
IslamoMaoists wage their battle to delegitimize the heroic forces of the Bibicons!
IslamoMaoists! Progressives in disguise!
IslamoMaoists! More than meets the eye!
IslamoMaoists!
I should note that there are no similarities between the Bibicons and the Decepticon faction of Transformers from the TV show, besides some shared letters in their names. Fans of the show may think I am implying that there are similarities, but this is the furthest thing from my mind.
The Decepticons seek to gain total control over their ancestral home planet of Cybertron even though it means displacing millions of Autobots (also Transformers) who have lived there for as long as anyone can remember. Decepticon ideology clearly states that Cybertron belongs to the Decepticons and no one else, no matter how long anyone else has lived there and might also regard it as their home planet.
And since Autobots don’t subscribe to the same ideology as the Decepitcons, well, that’s just too bad. They have to leave, convert, or get shot at.
Bibicons think nothing like this.
