Out of soap

I’m at that point where I’ve run through all the real bars of soap in the house and I’m down to scrounging hotel bars, usually round mintlike non-bar bars of soap. I dream about the day when I will go out and get a big package of say, a dozen Ivory soaps, and I will be able to take a real shower again with an appropriately-sized bar, something that fits my hand and my body. When will that day come? To be continued.