Tablet, the online magazine (which seems has offered a night refuge to neocon Seth Lipsky), publishes a parody "Diary of a Self-hating Jew" supposedly by Obama guru David Axelrod, penned by Gabriel Sanders:
Woke up at 5:30. Total of three hours of sleep. Finished health care strategy memo around 2 and then spent a half hour reading Mondoweiss on the separation wall. Good stuff.
