Netanyahu is pushing world to WW3 — Onion’s ‘joke’

Onion satire includes a jab at Ahmadinejad for also pushing humanity to the brink of apocalypse. They had to cover their behind. Netanyahu bit:

Following his speech to the United Nations General Assembly this week, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced Friday that he is “pretty satisfied” with his trip to the U.S. to instigate World War III. “All in all, I think I accomplished my goal of pushing humanity toward the brink of complete and utter annihilation,” said Netanyahu, adding that his implicit calls for international military action against Iran, which would ultimately escalate the conflict to an Armageddon-level of death and destruction, went “fairly well.” “I think I did a good job laying the groundwork for a nuclear holocaust that will kill billions of people and eventually end the world as we know it. Sounded like everyone really liked it, too.”

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  1. Citizen says:

    Phil, please cover what was left out of the US mainstream press, i.e., outspoken Iran lame duck leader meeting with the Torah Jews in NYC. Torah Jews want America to know there’s actually a big difference between Jews and Zionists. The meeting was not covered by US MSM, who, we gather, don’t want Dick and Jane to know there’s a difference between Jews and Zionists (Jewish or Christian). Onion should take that issue up too. It would be difficult since Zionism is never mentioned in US mainstream media and Dick and Jane have no clue what it is, although they think they have a handle on socialism, fascism, neofacism, Islamofacism, etc.

    • David Nelson says:

      the word “Zionism” is used in the Western press in connection to conspiracy theories and islamists. In this way, fear and ridicule is inspired and “Zionism” as a subject is never taken seriously by Americans who are not well informed on the issue. it is not a subject of polite, non-anti-semitic speech.

    • yrn says:

      Citizen

      Your Torah Jews “Neturei Karta” are long friends of Iran, they even attended the “Holocaust Denial” convention in Teheran.
      the news were in all the Orthodocs “Haredi” news in Israel.

      I wish it was in all mainstream media too………
      I will do my best to promote it.

      • Egbert says:

        Interesting. Do you think the Russian neo-nazi holocaust deniers that some settler MKs welcomed to the Knesset also went along?

        link to richardsilverstein.com

      • Walid says:

        “Your Torah Jews “Neturei Karta” are long friends of Iran, they even attended the “Holocaust Denial” convention in Teheran.”(yrn)

        yrn, NK Rabbis also have friends in Lebanon. Here’s one Rabbi in March 2012 saying he’s on his second visit there:

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgR1q8y–V4

        Also, JPost reported on April 2, 2012:

        “… The Arabic-language pro- Hezbollah radio station al- Nour (the light) reported on Monday that senior Hezbollah official Sheikh Nabil al- Kauk received a delegation from Neturei Karta in the Lebanese capital.

        American Neturei Karta leader Yisroel Dovid Weiss met with al-Kauk, the Hezbollah official in charge of southern Lebanon, as part of his group’s participation in Friday’s Global March to Jerusalem, al- Nour said.

        The pro-Hezbollah station reported that Weiss used the visit to call for the “demise of the so-called State of Israel” and said Jewish identity had been ‘stolen by the global Zionists.”

  2. ColinWright says:

    Citizen says: “…Zionism is never mentioned in US mainstream media… “

    It’s probably not mentioned because that would lead lazily but inexorably to the realization that the Jews aren’t from Palestine.

    The unexamined assumption is inserted that the modern state of Israel has somehow always been there, that its poor, innocent (white, reasonable, well-washed) inhabitants are under attack by a lot of irrational crazies who probably engage in unspeakable acts with their sheep and molest their own children — both boys and girls.

    One has to realize how this works. It’s like selling deodorant. Of course, if the viewer thinks about it, he’ll realize that buying a can of ‘Arid’ isn’t going to make him lose twenty years and fifty pounds — but the point is that he won’t think about it.

    Of course, the difference is that something significantly more evil than the purchase of a four dollar aerosol can is being put over here…

  3. Dutch says:

    I think I read earlier today that the Onion piece got picked up by Iranian media before noticing it to be satire.

    • ColinWright says:

      Dutch says: ‘I think I read earlier today that the Onion piece got picked up by Iranian media before noticing it to be satire.’

      I actually kind of sympathize with the Iranians. When it comes to news emanating from the United States, it can be hard to tell truth from fiction. I mean, consider Romney’s 47% remark. Consider Obama responding to high unemployment by issuing work permits to two million illegal immigrants. Consider Kim Kardashian. The Onion piece must look as reasonable as anything else.

  4. MRW says:

    I put this link in another thread, but it also belongs here so more will see it. Read Mark Perry’s latest in Foreign Policy.

    It’s a military message to Netanyahu and anyone who doubts where the US military is on the issue of bombing Iran. Netanyahu, and consequently Israel, has lost all favor with our military brass. It’s gone. Israel could fall off the map for its shenanigans for all it cared.

    N’s considered a gigantic liability to the security of the US. If you have no time, read the last three grafs. The entire thing bears reading, especially the disdain leveled at Israeli presumption. If you know how to read between lines, this is one article to note.
    link to foreignpolicy.com