Anti-Zionist dozens

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This is called “Yo Mama So Zionist.” People have been passing it around. I understand why, too. Another landmark in the American breakup with Zionism? It’s rare to hear such a frank discussion of the special relationship between two men at this level. Thanks to Max, Idrees and Annie.

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  1. Citizen says:
    July 22, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    Yo Mama So Zionist she thinks Phil and Adam have been brainwashed by Rachel Corries’s parents and confuses their blog with the NYT.

  2. OlegR says:
    July 22, 2012 at 6:38 pm

    Funny but really nothing to do with Zionism.

  3. Citizen says:
    July 22, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    Yo Mama so Zionist she forgot most rabbis opposed Zionism when it was created:
    link to jpost.com

  4. Clif Brown says:
    July 22, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    XtraNormal is great. I gave it a try with Liberty and Justice for All in November of last year. Israel/Palestine comes into play about half way through the 3 and a half minute video.

  5. Charles Barwin says:
    July 22, 2012 at 7:30 pm

    Awesome.

    Yo mama so Zionist, she thinks Hollywood is a meritocracy.

  6. piotr says:
    July 22, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    I stopped after 3 minutes. Very good, but very dense. Posted on YouTube by MinorDemographicThreat, but also un umpteenth other websites.

  7. atime forpeace says:
    July 22, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    Seven thousand views thus far…let’s see if it gets any traction, i find it funny and stupid.

    • strangefriend says:
      July 23, 2012 at 8:19 pm

      It could also be tagged as racist, since the black character says ‘nigger’ several times.
      But the lead up is also kind of stupid. Obama & George W. are outside the White House, chilling, when they somehow get into a dozens contest over Zionism. Uh . . . yeah.
      It would have been funnier if the two characters were, say, Woody Allen & Jon Stewart.

  8. radii says:
    July 22, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    awesome

    more:
    Yo Momma so Zionist, she thinks giving a neighbor a ride means dropping you off east of the Jordan River

    Yo Momma so Zionist, she thinks flushing the toilet means diverting sewage lines to Palestinian farm fields

    Yo Momma so Zionist, she thinks giving you water means returning the ‘missing’ parts to the desalination plant

    Yo Momma so Zionist, she thinks ‘youth activities’ means breaking the arms of Palestinians

    Yo Momma so Zionist, she thinks target practice involves tear-gas canisters and the faces of human protesters

    Yo Momma so Zionist, she thinks ‘home shopping’ is picking which house you want to force Palestinians from

    Yo Momma so Zionist, she has a framed picture of Jonathon Pollard on her wall

    Yo Momma so Zionist, she thinks America is Israel’s piggy bank

    Yo Momma so Zionist, she tips the IDF checkpoint guards for making the Palestinians wait even longer

    • Rusty Pipes says:
      July 23, 2012 at 3:48 pm

      Yo momma so Zionist, she’s building a Museum of Tolerance over an Indian burial ground.

      Yo momma so Zionist, she calls all Nazi comparisons anti-Semitic (unless they’re made by a settler)

      Yo momma so Zionist, she got knocked up by a random IDF soldier during Birthright, just to combat the Demographic Threat

  9. Real Jew says:
    July 22, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    Yo momma so zionist she think sheldon adelson is hot!

  10. Pamela Olson says:
    July 22, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    Yo Momma So Zionist, when you confronted her about beating your little sister, she said, “Why are you singling me out? China tortures dissidents!”

  11. Real Jew says:
    July 22, 2012 at 11:30 pm

    Yo momma so zionist she thinks the bible is a real estate law book…this could go on for weeks lol.

  12. CloakAndDagger says:
    July 22, 2012 at 11:31 pm

    Definitely a milestone.

    Another evidence of how the Internet is crumbling the walls of filtered messaging built by the lobby-controlled MSM. The hasbara denizens are vastly outnumbered at this point and are no longer able to suppress us. The dyke is about to break and they don’t have enough fingers.

    Sometime in the future we will look back at the surge of alternative media on the Internet as the turning point in the battle against Israel’s control of the US.

  13. Max Blumenthal says:
    July 23, 2012 at 3:44 am

    Yo momma’s so Zionist she thinks Israel is an embattled democracy.

  14. Karin says:
    July 23, 2012 at 6:03 am

    That made me laugh. And not totally off-topic if we are talking about a shift in the culture and what has become acceptable to talk about and write about, but has anybody read the recently published graphic novel by Harvey Pekar “Not the Israel My Parents Promised Me”? I’d love to hear Phil’s take on it.

  15. gingershot says:
    July 23, 2012 at 7:51 am

    Lightens up the revolution – lots of zinger inside stuff for us band of brothers

    It’s the antithesis of the war the hasbara teams want us to fight – getting bogged down in arguing the hasbara teams on their confusion over what the meaning of ‘is’ is or carefully trying explain the obvious while watching them laugh because they’ve already ‘won’ the argument by muddying up the waters

    Internet kills Israeli PR!

    • FreddyV says:
      July 23, 2012 at 9:08 am

      @Gingershot: Yup, it’s called ‘Pilpul’ and has been discussed on this site a number of times.

      The way the game is played is that one guy says the grass is pink or the sky is green and takes his opponent through a labyrinth of horseshit, false information or partial facts until his opponent cannot counter or becomes so perplexed that the guy who made the statement, however false it is, wins. We know the grass is green and the sky is blue, but it doesn’t matter, it’s all about winning the argument and the facts are immaterial.

      There’s far too much pilpul and not enough of the Dozens here. Notice Oleg only made a brief one liner, saying he didn’t get it, then cut and run.

      • gingershot says:
        July 23, 2012 at 1:32 pm

        thanks – never hear of it before/missed those earlier posts. I had to google ‘pilpul’ and there is an excellent description and history of it in an Huffington Post article – here’s a few choice paragraphs.

        Pilpul:
        What this means for contemporary Jewish discourse is critical: Even though many contemporary Jews are not observant, pilpul continues to be deployed. Pilpul occurs any time the speaker is committed to “prove” his point regardless of the evidence in front of him. The casuistic aspect of this hair-splitting leads to a labyrinthine form of argument where the speaker blows enough rhetorical smoke to make his interlocutor submit. Reason is not an issue when pilpul takes over: what counts is the establishment of a fixed, immutable point that can never truly be disputed.

        In this context, the Law is not primary; it is the status of the jurist. Justice is extra-legal, thus denying social equality under the rubric of a horizontal system. Law is in the hands of the privileged rather than the mass.

        What is thought to be the Jewish “genius” is often a mark of how pilpul is deployed. The rhetorical tricks of pilpul make true rational discussion impossible; any “discussion” is about trying to “prove” a point that has already been established. There is little use trying to argue in this context, because any points being made will be twisted and turned to validate the already-fixed position.

      • Mooser says:
        July 23, 2012 at 2:26 pm

        “Notice Oleg only made a brief one liner, saying he didn’t get it, then cut and run.”

        Can’t wait for the really clever ones to come back with “yo Momma so anti-Zionist, she’s a poopy-head!” You know, devastating stuff like that.

  16. ritzl says:
    July 23, 2012 at 9:24 am

    “ymsz, she thinks Latma does.” Hilarious. Thanks.

    • gingershot says:
      July 23, 2012 at 1:49 pm

      I always think of Caroline Glick cackling away with her LATMA ‘We Con the World’ video satirizing the Mavi Marmara while the Israeli Turkish alliance was getting flushed down the toilet – an Israeli strategic debacle of historic porportion

      I wonder if deranged Ms Glick has every thought twice about it if that all was worth it

  17. Mooser says:
    July 23, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    So does anybody think we need new words now, or just different reactions to the old ones? And just think, soon the word “Jew” will take on new, more equivocal meanings. Thank you Zionists, thank you so much! Remember, tons more people know the word “Jew” than know the word “Zionist”.

    • YoungMassJew says:
      July 23, 2012 at 2:34 pm

      Yes Mooser, that’s a good point you make.

      • Mooser says:
        July 23, 2012 at 3:32 pm

        “Yes Mooser, that’s a good point you make.”

        YMJ, if you are going to make nasty accusations like that, you better have some evidence to back it up. As Talleyrand says: “I beg you to observe, gentleman, I neither blame nor approve; I relate.” (No one could say “;” like old Talley). Or maybe it was Sally Rand, but behind all those sequins and feathers, who can tell?

  18. MRW says:
    July 23, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Yo Mama So Zionist she thinks Phil Weiss wrote the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

  19. Les says:
    July 23, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    It’s a great video which I will share along with the additions to it above.

  20. Eva Smagacz says:
    July 24, 2012 at 11:09 am

    First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win. Mahatma Gandhi.
    First you fight them, then you ridicule them, then you ignore them, then they loose.
    Eva Smagacz

  21. Karin says:
    July 25, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    Yo Mama so Zionist she keeps her set of encyclopedias in the back yard in order to create more facts on the ground.

  22. Rusty Pipes says:
    August 1, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    Yo Mama so Zionist she calls her Sugar Daddy a Mensch to his face and a Freier behind his back.

  23. Eva Smagacz says:
    August 1, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    Yo Mama so Zionist she thinks culture makes Palestinians poor.