Today’s the Israel Parade in New York. Ruth Westheimer, who turns 86 in a few days, gave this summons:
All of you whoever listens to me, I promise you good sex especially with your significant other, with your spouse, if you come and watch the parade. I have been in this parade for many many years. And as many of you know, I lived in Israel, I speak Hebrew, I was in the Haganah, I was sharpshooter. Watch out! Whoever is not going to give us support, watch out for me, I can still put five bullets into that little red circle.
I go to Israel every single year… I want to be able to tell the television in Israel that We in New York came out to support the Israel Day Parade…
H/t Elissa Goldstein at Jewcy got there first.