1. They sh*t the bed against Czech Republic
2. Their countrymen could give a sh*t
3. Every other darn country actually cares
4. Their coach looks like your landscape guy
5. The U.S. defied world opinion in launching the most disastrous international adventure in imperial memory: Iraq: and should suffer the consequences in world opinion sweepstakes, the World Cup
6. Terrell Owens chose to play football
7. Allen Iverson chose to play basketball
8. Roger Clemens chose to play baseball
9. Ronaldinho chose to play soccer
Give me a little while, I’ll come up with the other reasons…
Enough with this blog and the soccer!! Even that spoiled Upper East Side brat George Gurley and his nasty, stinky Drunky McDrunk Hilly would be prefered…!
Top ten reasons Philip Weiss should fall on his butt and slobber on himself.
1. His countrymen could give a sh*t
2. Most other people in the World know soccer is a sport not a playground for Philip Weiss's dumb-*ssed opinions
3. Weiss looks like he could be in an off-putting American Apparel ad.
4. The U.S. defied world opinion in launching the most disastrous international adventure in imperial memory: Iraq: and Weiss should suffer the consequences
5. Sarah Vowell chose to write in the NYTimes
6. Matt Drudge chose to be snarky on his own internet site
7. Wonkette chose to write trashy noveels
9. Philip Weiss can kiss my tush
Give me a little while, I'll come up with the other reasons…
The previous poster is impolitic. I still say give us Garbage-Can Narcissist Gurley and his feral gal pal, Madame Queen of Sancerre!
I like your blog, but want more dog pictures.
Seriously, what is it about Observer blogs? As I remember, they used to run a general blog & had to close it down because it got so out of hand. Why are people so terribly angry?
gee whiz. that little philly weiss sure is funny. whoever said upper-west side liberals were humorless must have been wrong. why that was even funnier than a new yorker cartoon or a list in harpers.