The day the two greatest salesmen in the world met at the White House

Netanyahu and Trump at the White House, by Katie Miranda
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Two blowhards under one roof: I’m surprised the turbulence didn’t cause the White House to collapse.

I was amazed how early in the evening (UK time) the news conference took place. It appears it happened as soon as Netanyahu arrived at the White House – i.e. no discussions beforehand; certainly no negotiations.

Israel loved the Peace Process . It could talk BS while building settlements. It had zero responsibility. Now the 2SS is dead. Israel is in serious shit.

it would be remiss of me not to proffer ee cummings, very apposite

“a salesman is an it that stinks Excuse

a salesman is an it that stinks Excuse

Me whether it’s president of the you were say
or a jennelman name misder finger isn’t
important whether it’s millions of other punks
or just a handful absolutely doesn’t
matter and whether it’s in lonjewray

or shrouds is immaterial it stinks

a salesman is an it that stinks to please

but whether to please itself or someone else
makes no more difference than if it sells
hate condoms education snakeoil vac
uumcleaners terror strawberries democ
ra(caveat emptor)cy superfluous hair

or Think We’ve Met subhuman rights Before”

THE ART (I.E., PSYCHOLOGY) OF THE DEAL STEAL

● Trump: “Bibi, can you hold off on the new settlements for a bit?”
● Netanyahu: [no audible response, just the stern look of a disapproving father]
● Trump: “Come on Bibi, just for a[n] itsy bitsy, teeny tiny, iddy biddy while?”
● Netanyahu: [no audible response, just the stern look of a disapproving father]
● Trump: “Pretty please, Bibi, with sugar and cream on top!”
● Netanyahu: [no audible response, just the stern look of a disapproving father]